Posted 41 minutes ago

terminal-velociraptor:

I really wish progressive would stop sending motorcycle insurance information to my parents house I don’t even live W/ them & THEYRE GETTING SUSPICIOUS of me HAVING A BIKE???G0DAMIt

Posted 1 hour ago

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam || BestVine”>Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

Posted 1 hour ago

teefury:

aflagg:

lavender-lovee:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

[quiet screaming]

oooooommmmmggggggg

(Source: mf-doom)

Posted 1 hour ago

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Posted 1 hour ago

http://karmendyjoy2013.tumblr.com/post/83754922862/if-i-see-one-more-thing-about-men-like-curves

karmendyjoy2013:

If I see one more thing about “Men like curves only dogs go for bones” imma fucking flip.
Congratulations, you like a girl with a little more meat on her, that doesn’t mean you need to bash on skinny girls, saying shit like that isn’t gonna make them eat more. Back. The. Fuck. Off.
She’s…

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

ultrafacts:

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Posted 1 hour ago

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious